really really grose encounter

this is going to be a shorter one because i really don't wanna think of it anymore...

so, quite on time actually, there's the buzzer at the door... out there is a guy easily in his 40's, dressed in a motorhead shirt (ok, kinda like it, but red... why red? grose), bit of a weird smell, but maybe somebody is burning something out there.. he goes "hey i'm greg" ... "hi... hows it going.. did you find it alright?" yeah, i know, kinda like an interview but wasn't it? ... ok, here we go then... living room, kitchen, get upstairs "this will be your room" ... "ok, looks good"... and then - god, i really don't wanna think about it - he turns around and tries to break out a smile... the seconds his lips split my gag reflex triggers and i can feel contractions in my stomach... holy fuckin shit... i know where the smell probably comes from... teeth dark brown, looking and smelling like my grandma's armpit... the rest not much better... i save sergio from this really really bad encounter... "there's another man living here.. spanier, name's sergio... best not disturb him, he's in an important meeting.. negotiate some buiness deal" ... "oh, ok".... .... ... "how much are the bills?" .. "50 deposit, around 70 a month all together" .. "ok" .... "anything i can show or tell you" .. "no, i'm ok" ... "brilliant... thanks for stopping by... c ya" ... "mmh".... close the door and shiver that my bones shake... what the fuck was this shit???? no fuckin way i'm gonna live with that man!!!!!

bottom line... he CAN'T move here... there's never been a bigger dismatch than this guy!!!!! please please don't let him make the decision to move in... hope i was hostile and unfriendly enough... :D sorry dude but no thanks......